Week 5

Power Ranking

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1. Mahomes Alone	36
2. Drive by Tucker's	34
3. Southern Comfort	29
4. Noodle Soup	26
5. Anonio Poop	25
6. Burning Sensations	23
7. Sack Lunch	22
8. Prime Time	19
9. Grown Mans Poop	16
10. Fort Dix	15
10 Show me your TDs	11
12. Bobby Bruton	5

Game of the Week

Noodle Soup 119.7 vs. Southern Comfort 116.4

Despite 41 points (Season high from any QB)  from face of the franchise Deshaun Watson, SoCo came up just short in an epic Thunder Dome battle that had to wait until the end of Monday Night Football to truly be over. The three point margin of victory was actually 8 going into Monday Night, SoCo was done, and Noodle Soup just had one player left, and that's when Baker Mayfield said, "Hold my Beer". When a game is put away, and all you need is a game manager to truly ice it, Baker took a different path and put up a -5. This feels like a good place to stop.

Hot Takes

-Who face planted harder: Drive by Tuckers in the game of the Century against Mahomes Alone, or Folty and the Braves against the Cards in game 5?

Mahomes is looking strong, and we are a few more 150 point weeks aways from them getting a new nickname. . . .

- Dix is on the board! Nursing a 13 point lead going into Monday Night, Dix was put in an unusual situation in hoping that Nick Chubb didn't score too many points, which he didn't. Nice job Dix, time to start grinding and work your way back into the playoff discussion.

- This week feels a little like moving week. Prime time, Grown man poop, Sack Lunch and the Burning Sensations are among the teams that could significantly improve their outlook with a win this week, which would set up a wild second half to the year.

That's all for this week, Horrible luck to all of you in Week 6.