Funk Fantasy Football 2019

Power Ranking The World's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Drive by Tucker's 35 3. Sack Lunch 28 4. Prime Time 27 5. Noodle Soup 25 6. Burning Sensations 23 7. Antonio Brown Poop 24 8. Burning Sensations 21 9. Southern Comfort 19 10. Show me your TDs 11 11. Fort Dix 9 12. Bobby Bruton 5 Game of the Week Noodle Soup 116.76 vs. Grown Man's Poop 113.72 It's not often that a GOTW includes a team that received its 5th straight loss, but, here we are. TD's had a shot to win in the Monday night game with two players left to the none that Soup had, and Sony Michel almost made it happen, which would have been prettay freaking ironic for Noodle Soup. Regardless, Soup is firmly entrenched in the upper-middle class suburbs of our league, and this was a close game against a team that's a little down on its luck and maybe has downsized recently. Soup gets a shot at a higher tax bracket* in Week 8. Hot Takes - Prime Time is making his...

Power Ranking The world's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Drive by Tucker's 34 3. Southern Comfort 29 4. Noodle Soup 26 5. Anonio Poop 25 6. Burning Sensations 23 7. Sack Lunch 22 8. Prime Time 19 9. Grown Mans Poop 16 10. Fort Dix 15 10 Show me your TDs 11 12. Bobby Bruton 5 Game of the Week Noodle Soup 119.7 vs. Southern Comfort 116.4 Despite 41 points (Season high from any QB)  from face of the franchise Deshaun Watson, SoCo came up just short in an epic Thunder Dome battle that had to wait until the end of Monday Night Football to truly be over. The three point margin of victory was actually 8 going into Monday Night, SoCo was done, and Noodle Soup just had one player left, and that's when Baker Mayfield said, "Hold my Beer". When a game is put away, and all you need is a game manager to truly ice it, Baker took a different path and put up a -5. This feels like a good place to stop. Hot Takes -Who face planted harder: D...

Power Ranking The world's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 35 1.Drive by Tuckers 35 3. Southern Comfort 30 4. Antonio Brown Poop 26 5. Sack Lunch 23 6. Noodle Soup 22 7. Burning Sensations 20 8. Fort Dix 15 8. Prime Time 15 10. Show me your TDs 14 10. Grown Mans Poop 14 12. Bobby Bruton 7 Game of the Week The closest game of the week was a 10 point win by Sack Lunch over Fort Dix, which I refuse to say much about because, if Dix is going to lose whether his team scores 50 or 150 there's just not much hard hitting analysis to offer. In honor of the season long nut shot that Dix has gone through this year, I instead offer you this Hot Takes - I have to be honest, the hot takes are not really firing this week. The foursome of SoCo, AB's Poop, Sack and Noodle Soup are locked in a stare down to see who is going to break away from the pack and make a move. Now that I think about it, The whole league is kind of at that point. Whether...