Funk Fantasy Football 2019

Power Ranking The World's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Drive by Tucker's 33 3. Noodle Soup 30 4. Anonio Brown Poop 26 5. Grown Man's Poop 25 6. Burning Sensations 21 6. Prime Time 21 8. Sack Lunch 14 9. Bobby Bruton 13 10. Southern Comfort 12 11. Fort Dix 10 12. Show me your TD's 7 Bob Bruton Watch Bob is now 5-6, one game behind a three-way tie for the 4 through 6 spots. Bob has two weeks to in essence make up two games. I say two games because Bob is 70 points behind the team that is in 6th in total points scored, which is the first tie-breaker. While not impossible, it is probably not likely that Bob can make up those points over the next two weeks in order to give him a tie breaker over any of these three teams. This week Bob plays the 10th place team in the league, and is currently favored by 22 points. The three teams in front of him play Pat McChubby, Drive by Tuckers, and Noodle Soup, otherwise known as the top three teams...

Power Ranking The World's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Drive by Tucker's 32 3. Noodle Soup 31 4. Anonio Brown Poop 29 5. Burning Sensations 24 6. Prime Time 22 7. Grown man's poop 20 8. Sack Lunch 16 9. Southern Comfort 13 10. Bobby Bruton 10 11. Show me your TD's 8 12. Fort dix 6 Hot Takes - The situation with Bob Bruton is getting real, folks. At one point left for dead,  Bob is officially getting frisky. After knocking off the previous hottest team in the league, Noodle Soup, Bob finds himself at 4-6 along with Sack Lunch and the Burning Sensations, who are all one game behind the 6th place team, Grown Man's Poop. To make matters more interesting, Bob plays Sack lunch, one of the aforementioned teams in front of him this week, and Bob is favored in the matchup. The Sensations also have a less than desirable matchup against Noodle soup, who is likely still a little ornery, while Grown Man's Poop will square off a...

Power Ranking The World's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Drive by Tucker's 32 3. Noodle Soup 30 4. Anonio Brown Poop 27 5. Prime Time 25 6. Burning Sensations 23 7. Sack Lunch 18 8. Southern Comfort 17 9. Grown Man's Poop 16 10. Show me your TDs 10 11. Bobby Bruton 7 12. Fort Dix 6 Game of the Week Noodle Soup 144.36 vs. Antonio Brown Poop 117.66 Slim pickings this week for a meaningful, close game, so we went with the one that matches the current third and fourth place teams in the Power Ranking. You read that right, AB Poop lost this week and MOVED UP in the Power Ranking. Soup has won three in a row and his recent hot streak has made him the 2nd highest scoring team in the league, solidifying their spot as a contender for a first round bye. Don't sleep on AB Poop though. Poop has the third best true score in the league (the component of the Power Ranking where a team gets a win each week for having one of the six highest score...

Power Ranking The world's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Drive by Tucker's 32 3. Prime Time 30 4. Noodle Soup 28 5. Antonio Brown Poop 26 6. Sack Lunch 19 7. Southern Comfort 18 7. Grown Man's Poop 18 7. Burning Sensations 18 10. Show me your TDs 10 11. Fort Dix 6 12. Bobby Bruton 5 Game of the Week Antonio Brown Poop 127.48 vs Grown Man's Poop 126.86 Antonio's Poop staged a Monday night comeback to escape with a win in the Poop Bowl, and remain one game up in the standings on the very team he beat this week, Grown Man's Poop.  Trailing by 16 heading into Monday Night, AB Poop got 17 points from Diontae Johnson* to seal the victory. This has potential to be a very meaningful win as there are just 5 weeks left in the regular season and these two teams are very comparable in both record and total points scored. Whoever won would be in the 5th spot in the standings which offers more breathing room for the post season than the 6...

Power Ranking The World's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Drive by Tucker's 35 3. Sack Lunch 28 4. Prime Time 27 5. Noodle Soup 25 6. Burning Sensations 23 7. Antonio Brown Poop 24 8. Burning Sensations 21 9. Southern Comfort 19 10. Show me your TDs 11 11. Fort Dix 9 12. Bobby Bruton 5 Game of the Week Noodle Soup 116.76 vs. Grown Man's Poop 113.72 It's not often that a GOTW includes a team that received its 5th straight loss, but, here we are. TD's had a shot to win in the Monday night game with two players left to the none that Soup had, and Sony Michel almost made it happen, which would have been prettay freaking ironic for Noodle Soup. Regardless, Soup is firmly entrenched in the upper-middle class suburbs of our league, and this was a close game against a team that's a little down on its luck and maybe has downsized recently. Soup gets a shot at a higher tax bracket* in Week 8. Hot Takes - Prime Time is making his...

Power Ranking The world's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Drive by Tucker's 34 3. Southern Comfort 29 4. Noodle Soup 26 5. Anonio Poop 25 6. Burning Sensations 23 7. Sack Lunch 22 8. Prime Time 19 9. Grown Mans Poop 16 10. Fort Dix 15 10 Show me your TDs 11 12. Bobby Bruton 5 Game of the Week Noodle Soup 119.7 vs. Southern Comfort 116.4 Despite 41 points (Season high from any QB)  from face of the franchise Deshaun Watson, SoCo came up just short in an epic Thunder Dome battle that had to wait until the end of Monday Night Football to truly be over. The three point margin of victory was actually 8 going into Monday Night, SoCo was done, and Noodle Soup just had one player left, and that's when Baker Mayfield said, "Hold my Beer". When a game is put away, and all you need is a game manager to truly ice it, Baker took a different path and put up a -5. This feels like a good place to stop. Hot Takes -Who face planted harder: D...