Funk Fantasy Football 2019

Power Ranking The world's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 35 2. Drive By Tuckers 34 3. Southern Comfort 30 4. Noodle Soup 27 5. Mentally Tired Arch 26 6. Burning Sensations 24 7. Sack Lunch 22 8. Fort dix 18 9. Prime Time 17 10. Grown Mans Poop 13 11. Show me your TDs 12 12. Bobby Bruton 15 Game of the Week Sack Lunch 142.96 vs. Mahomes Alone 125.96 No, this wasn't the closest game of the week (Prime Time and TDs. More on that later). It also wasn't the game that had the best combo of highly ranked teams (DBT and Burning Sensations). Although this game had neither of those qualifications, it did combine a score that was significant in the standings with a semi surprising upset that came late Monday Night. I say Semi shocking because even though Mahomes AF was atop the Power Ranking and Sack Lunch was in the double digit section, AF was only favored by 4 point. With AF sitting in the clubhouse Monday night with a posted 10 point lead, Sack got ...

Power Ranking  The World's most advanced metric 1. Mahomes Alone 36 2. Burning Sensations 33 2. Drive By Tuckers 33 4. Southern Comfort 32 5. Mentally Tired Arch 23 6. Noodle Soup 21 7. Show me your TDs 20 8. Fort dix 18 8. Grown man's Poop 18 10. Prime Time 17 11. Sack Lunch 16 12. Bobby Bruton 15 Game of the Week Mentally Tired Arch 109.02 vs. Southern Comfort 106.26 In December, this game could be remembered as one that broke the tie between these two for a first round bye, or we could look back and say "can you believe at one time these two were top five in the power rankings?"*. Either way what a fight this turned out to be. In a game that wasn't decided until late Sunday night, Mentally Tired grinded out a W against old rival SoCo. This was a much needed win for Mentally Tired, as he needs to stack up as many wins and points as he can before Antonio Brown starts becoming a bad influence on Julio Jones. For SoCo, on the other hand,...

Power Ranking Pay attention, because this is the only explanation of this for the season. The power ranking is made of three components:overall record, total points scored and something we'll call True Record*. For each component a team gets 12 point for leading that category, and 1 if they are last. The all elusive perfect score at the top of the power ranking is 36. And yes, this is the world's most advanced metric. 1. Chiefs 36 2. Burning Sensations 35 3. Southern comfort 34 4. DBT 32 5. FDFT 27 6. Sack Lunch 25 7. Noodle Soup 24 8. Bobby Bruton 23 9. Grown Man's Poop 16 10 Mentally tired 15 11. Prime Time 14 12. Show me your TD's 13 Game of the Week Southern Comfort 137.32 vs. FDFT 132.32 The pain train got started early in the season for Fort Dix, posting the fourth highest score in the league, only to watch SoCo put up 46 points in the Monday night games to steal the win in the closest game of the week. There's not really even anything t...

America's third most important national holiday, fantasy football draft day, has come and gone, reminding us all that life moves fast, and so did the amount of money some of us had left in our auction budget at 1:40.* Before we go any further, remember, the following categories are based mostly on how well I think your team will perform and very little on how much I like you as a person. Here we go! The Champ The Drive by Tuckers Drink it in. Drive by Tuckers occupy this spot until they are removed from it by force. Speaking of being removed by force. . . The Contenders Prime Time Bobby Bruton Noodle Soup Chiefs AF Based on advanced metrics**, the last team standing at the end of the playoffs will likely come from this group, headlined by the only three time champ in league history, Chiefs AF. AF has a top five player at QB, RB and WR, but things likely get serious if Melvin Gordon gets on the field. Two elite backs is a luxury most teams don't have, and...