Week 9

Power Ranking

The World's most advanced metric

1. Mahomes Alone	36
2. Drive by Tucker's	32
3. Noodle Soup	30
4. Anonio Brown Poop	27
5. Prime Time	25
6. Burning Sensations	23
7. Sack Lunch	18
8. Southern Comfort	17
9. Grown Man's Poop	16
10. Show me your TDs	10
11. Bobby Bruton	7
12. Fort Dix	6

Game of the Week

Noodle Soup 144.36 vs. Antonio Brown Poop 117.66

Slim pickings this week for a meaningful, close game, so we went with the one that matches the current third and fourth place teams in the Power Ranking. You read that right, AB Poop lost this week and MOVED UP in the Power Ranking. Soup has won three in a row and his recent hot streak has made him the 2nd highest scoring team in the league, solidifying their spot as a contender for a first round bye. Don't sleep on AB Poop though. Poop has the third best true score in the league (the component of the Power Ranking where a team gets a win each week for having one of the six highest scores or a loss for having one of the six lowest scores), which shows that this team has been pretty consistent. Sitting in the 5th spot in the regular standings, all AB Poop has to do is keep winning and he will earn yet another playoff berth.

Hot Takes

- Don't look now, but Bob Bruton is making a move. It has been an uncharacteristically bad year for Bob, one of the most consistently good owners in league history who has just missed multiple titles.*First order of business is, Bob Can't lose again. This is inconvenient because he draws the hottest team in the league this week in Noodle Soup.

But, if Bob can get a win this week, Forever QB Drew Brees is back, which also strengthens Bob's #1 WR Michael Thomas. All of this adds up to Bob feeling just a little bit frisky heading into Week 10, which didn't really look possible just a few weeks ago.

- Here is your Weekly reminder that our trade deadline is November 23rd, which is rapidly approaching. Also keep an eye on your drinks if Mahomes Alone approaches you about a trade.**

That's all for this week. Terrible luck to all of you in Week 10.

*I typed it just like you sent it to me, right Bob?
**That's funny because most of the trades Mahomes Alone makes, the only logical explanation is that he roofied his trade partner before they agree to the trade.